It's a new world record!

For the first time ever, I'm actually writing on my blog for the first time while drunk as balls. Thank goodness to Firefox for the auto-spell correct.

Anyways, I'm moved into my place in Lubbock now. It's awesome. Went to 4 different bars tonight, talked to an old friend that I actually miss (and I dpn't miss that often) and made a few false promises. I moved my little brother into the dorm today, which was all good. I hope he's excited about rush week, just as I am. Anyways, I hadn't posted on this shit in a long time and I figured tonight would be as good as time as ever. So, in closing, I will choose a random picture. Goodnight, I love you all.

Oh my laaawd

This is one badass chick. I imagine that my wife will be something similar to this, and that we'll meet somewhere in Europe. She'll be an assassin gone housewife. Then they'll make a movie about us and we'll be famous.