Hi hi hi there.

Hi, my name is Logan, and this is my "blog." Unfortunately for my social well-being, I've been pulled into this pointless internet sensation. So, to get to know me a little better, I've decided to be incredibly original and list 5 things about myself that you probably don't know. Ready...set..

1) I like to read, but I only read about 1 book every 3 or 4 months. I've got to keep my real-life public persona in check, ya know. If some people knew that I actually enjoy reading, I'd probably have about 10% fewer friends than I do now. (which is about 934 people, by the way. No big deal or anything.)

2) I've tasted close to 40 different kinds of beer. Sometimes I like to consider myself a connoisseur of beer. I'm also only 20 years old which also makes me a LAW BREAKER OH MY GOD!

3) I had to look up how to spell connoisseur. I originally spelled it as "connesuer." I have no shame. Don't judge me because you probably didn't know how to spell it either. Ass.

4) I'm terrifyingly good at Call of Duty (a video game). However, I don't play often at all...perhaps once a week. Thank you, God, for blessing me with the natural ability to be good at this video game instead of being incredibly fast or good-looking.

5) I will never, ever, for the rest of my life, not have at least a little bit of stubble on my face. During the winter, I am very similar to a bear: I purposely get fatter and grow a beard, so as to stay warm. In February/March, I deeply regret such a decision and get into super extreme workout mode in attempt to become skinny again for the Spring and Summer months. Oh, and about the stubble or shadow, at least, my theory is that a real man has facial hair, no excuses.

So there's five things that you're INCREDIBLY EXCITED ABOUT!

Stay tuned folks, more to come. Maybe...I may get bored and/or forget about this thing a month from now and never write anything again. But maybe not. We'll see.

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